Name: Rev. Johnny "Angel" Weills a.k.a. Booger, J.W., Asshole,
Schmecky ..etc. Age: Too Old to Rock & Roll, Too Young To Die Band Duties: Main Demoralizer/Fearless Leader/Hamfisted Guitar Molestation/Screechin' and
a Preachin' Former Bands: Black Love, Barbed Wire Dolls, Trailer Park Mark & The Wheels,
Stupid Fuckin' Hippy, Action Family, House Full of Drunks Musical Influences: Oi!, Keef Riffhard, Steve Marriott, Darby Crash, Merle
Haggard, Otis Redding, Joe Strummer, Desmond Dekker, Ronnie Van Zandt, Johnny Thunders/Dolls, Mick Ronson, Iggy, Venom, Bobby Vinton, MC5, Gram Parsons, Jimmy Reed, Peter Tosh, Grand Funk, Leslie West..Much More Other Influences: 18+ years of chemical abuse & alcoholism, poverty, underground
comix, insomnia, divorce, horror movies, pornography, acid reflux, chronic loneliness,
dirty dirty whores, Lowrider magazine, Crowley, Burroughs, Carlin, Iceberg Slim...whatever
pisses you off. Five Favorite Albums: 1.Exile on Main Street-The Stones/2. Sabotage-Black
Sabbath/3. LAMF-Heartbreakers/4. GI-Germs/5. Easter Everywhere-13th Floor Elevators Favorite Newer Bands: Oxymoron, The Casualties (NY), The Distillers, Nerve
Agents, F-Minus, AFI, Calexico, Geraldine, the Go, Bob Log III, Dying Fetus, Air,
Detroit Cobras, The Dragons, Hepcat, Brassknuckle Boys...more. Favorite Pastimes: Complaining, Jerking off to free internet porn, sleeping,
punching idiots, drinking too much coffee, chain smoking, watching"COPS",
receiving "free" goods, finding reasons to live. Pet peeves: People, working, paying bills, recieving the "Donkey Punch", being
awake. Dreams & Aspirations: Avoid incarceration, eat a whole "burrito as
big as your head", find this ever elusive "GOD" guy and ask him what
his fucking deal is, suck my own dick. Favorite Quote: "Have a good time, All of the time." - Viv Savage/Spinal
Tap
Name: Lance (thee) King a.k.a. Cubano Elvis, Chico 13, Fancy Pants Age: Somewhere between 30 & Go Fuck Yerself! Band Duties: Dishin' out the Biz-nezz/Bass Playin' & Lady Slayin'/Tight
Pants & Smokin' Luckies Former Bands: The Crinkles, Guzzleloader, The Sleaze Police Musical Influences: Hanoi Rocks, The NY Dolls, Sex Pistols, Dead Boys, Gene Vincent, Link Wray, Robert Gordon, Mott the Hoople... anything flashy
& trashy. Other Influences: Hunter, Rehab, Columbus Police Dept., Captain Crunch, Comic
Books, Count Chocula, Lovely Ladies, The Tao of Elvis, The number "13",
Anything Fried or covered in Gravy, The Darkside (of the Force), Humphrey Bogart,
Monkeys. Five Favorite Albums: 1. Live @ the Marquee/Hanoi Rocks/2. L.A.M.F-Heartbreakers/3.
Nevermind the Bollocks..-Sex Pistols/4. Too Much Too Soon-NY Dolls/5. Live Forever
or Die Trying-The Humpers Favorite Newer Bands: The Humpers, Mystery Addicts, Backyard Babies, Hellacopters,
Eyeliners, Electric Frankenstein , Lazy Cowgirls....Ok these bands aren't so new.
Gimme a break! Favorite Pastimes: Toploading at Starbucks. Reading comics whilst toplaoding
at Starbucks. Pet peeves: Dirty Hippies, "Indie" Rockers, Sand in my french fries. Dreams & Aspirations: To Rock the Fuck Out, read a comic book and get
laid at the same time. Favorite Quote: "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
- Hunter S. Thompson Name: Roger Kent Grosswiler a.k.a. Roger Jr., Hoss Bogg, Astro Boy, Bamboom Age: Finally Old Enough to Know Better Band Duties: Central Scrutinizer/Tub Humpin', Toms a Thumpin', Snare Bashin'
& Cymbals a Crashin'/Trim Co-ordinator Former Bands: Porterhouse, The Spectre, Devil Cake, Poets of Heresy, Big Ass
Yardsale, Jack Neat Musical Influences: Funkadelic, Stones, Stooges, Sabbath, Zappa, Sly Stone,
KISS, Alice Cooper, Roland Kirk, Obscure Funk, Hip Hop (No "Big Willy")...
etc. Other Influences: Hard livin', Breaking Stuff, Espresso, Anxiety, Sex, Bukowski,
Cary Grant, Stan Kubrick, Truck Turner, Near Death Experience, Jim Carroll, The Road
Warriors.... Five Favorite Albums: 1.The 1rst 7 Funkadelic Records/2. Sticky/Exile-The Stones/3.
Funhouse-The Stooges/4. Innercity Griots-Freestyle Fellowship/5. Clearspot-Capt.
Beefheart Favorite Newer Bands: Dr. Isreal, The Roots, Supersuckers, Hellacopters, Fu
Manchu, Queens of the Stoneage, Kool Keith, Faith No More, Nirvana.... Favorite Pastimes: Breakin' Stuff. Listening to the sweet sounds of stuff
breakin'. Daydreaming about motorcycles a & bustin' caps. Chillin', Lampin' Playa
Hatin',....Etc. Pet peeves: Dumb Asses, Sunday Drivers, Endless Moronic Gumbumpin', Pontificating. Dreams & Aspirations: Be Debt Free (in this life & the next), Blow
The Fuck Up!, Score the game winning TD at the Superbowl as to bring the "Icky
Shuffle" back to the NFL. Favorite Quote: "'Til the whole Juice Crew gets me in my goosedown!"
- Chuck D./Public Enemy
